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Ryo Yamazaki - Blinded By Light (Battle Theme from Final Fantasy XIII)

In less than 48 hours, this song is about to become the soundtrack to my life for the next month or so.

SO EXCITED.

Oh Activision and Neversoft, how could you let this amazing video game series slip into it’s current state of Robomodo-developed, motion controlled doom and gloom?

Oh Activision and Neversoft, how could you let this amazing video game series slip into it’s current state of Robomodo-developed, motion controlled doom and gloom?

GoldenEye 64 (x2) + Golden Controller

GoldenEye 64 (x2) + Golden Controller

Cartridge No 1: 007 on all 4 passports

Cartridge No 1: 007 on all 4 passports

Complete level selection

Complete level selection

Cheats selection

Cheats selection

Every level with 007 mode unlocked

Every level with 007 mode unlocked

Cartridge No 2: Still work in progress

Cartridge No 2: Still work in progress

00 Agent level selection

00 Agent level selection

Secret Agent level selection

Secret Agent level selection

Alright, it’s time for my GoldenEye 007 post, i.e. the stuff I’ve been wanting to showcase on Tumblr for the last week or so after reblogging the game’s luscious box art albeit 107 hours late.

Here I present to you folks the pride and joy in my possession that is the first of two copies of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64. As shown in the second image, you’ll find all four passports have reached 007 status, that is, completing every single mission on 00 Agent difficulty; therefore unlocking a 007 mode allowing you to alter your health, AI response time and their accuracy for each individual mission.

Now some of you would call this pretty sad to say that I’ve devoted so much time to just one game (3 completions for each difficulty difficulty multiplied by 4 passports gives a grand total of 12 completions per cartridge, though the number is a lot higher than that due to numerous repeat playthroughs unaccounted for) and I somewhat see your reasoning that [for some] even the greatest games have their limits.

Thankfully at the opposite end of the morale scale I can quote one individual that this is the ultimate display of masculinity to ever witness. And for that reason alone, this game was worth every spent minute of my childhood, youth and young manhood. It’s just a shame that few women judge one’s masculinity using similar criteria (and to those of you who do, respect).

Enough with the babble, the rest of the photos should do the talking. Only time will tell if I shall hold a second cartridge that parities with the first. If that is ever the case, you know where to find out about it.

“Drunkest Guy Ever” Faces the Most Difficult Videogame Boss Ever

Possibly one of the greatest video edits I’ve ever seen on YouTube.

Seriously, if this video does not make you laugh whatsoever, then you have bad taste in the Internets.

whatwhatwhat:

YES. Talked my sister into buying this and will be doing nothing but playing this all weekend.   FUCKING RIGHT.

Wanna race to the end of the game? :D

whatwhatwhat:

YES. Talked my sister into buying this and will be doing nothing but playing this all weekend.

FUCKING RIGHT.

Wanna race to the end of the game? :D

Modern Warfare 2 in 10 minutes!

Can’t wait to see the most hyped game of the year!

Though I’m looking forward to receiving my Prestige Edition tomorrow, hells yea.

Though I’m looking forward more to speaking to my friend again :)

I promise I’ll play this in moderation (honest KG).

iamnotwolverine:

tomlawrence:
So I just bought this for only £32 (≈ $50), not a bad deal to say the least.
dude. your life is over.
this game. well, i have yet to play 10, but this series is phenomenal.

I’m aware of how well-received NHL ‘09 was last year. Hell, it even won sports game of the year from over 12 critics, most of them also made it a nominee for overall game of the year too.
Although ‘10 isn’t as big a refinement as what ‘09 was, it’s still considered an exceptional sports game. I’m looking forward to spending the whole weekend playing it.

iamnotwolverine:

tomlawrence:

So I just bought this for only £32 (≈ $50), not a bad deal to say the least.

dude. your life is over.

this game. well, i have yet to play 10, but this series is phenomenal.

I’m aware of how well-received NHL ‘09 was last year. Hell, it even won sports game of the year from over 12 critics, most of them also made it a nominee for overall game of the year too.

Although ‘10 isn’t as big a refinement as what ‘09 was, it’s still considered an exceptional sports game. I’m looking forward to spending the whole weekend playing it.