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Tom Lawrence

whatwhatwhat:

darrenbrockes:

lyk omg

Facebook, this is not helping my negative feelings towards you. Thank you for telling people I did things that I never did. What next? “Darren, Who’s Missing? Katie, Fuckface, and Giggles McGee all killed a hooker and found out. TRY IT.”
This is libel. I’m suing. 

Facebook worries me sometimes.

whatwhatwhat:

darrenbrockes:

lyk omg

Facebook, this is not helping my negative feelings towards you. Thank you for telling people I did things that I never did. What next? “Darren, Who’s Missing? Katie, Fuckface, and Giggles McGee all killed a hooker and found out. TRY IT.”

This is libel. I’m suing. 

Facebook worries me sometimes.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

pixelmonki:

mynameispeter:

funtime:

This is good to know… check yours here.

Do it.

thank you

If you have a Facebook account, you need to take a minute to use this bookmarklet. Just follow the link, drag the bookmarklet to your bookmarks toolbar, head to your privacy page and click the bookmark.
Done.

pixelmonki:

mynameispeter:

funtime:

This is good to know… check yours here.

Do it.

thank you

If you have a Facebook account, you need to take a minute to use this bookmarklet. Just follow the link, drag the bookmarklet to your bookmarks toolbar, head to your privacy page and click the bookmark.

Done.

excuse me but wtf is this?

iamnotwolverine:

oyoungsailor:

theaaronis:

oyoungsailor:

The Facebook trick: Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter key, Right click, Then press up & down & magic circles will appear

???

HOLY SHIT!

wait what happened? i have a mac.. none of these tricks ever work for me.

i have a mac.

it works.

it’s pretty cool!

Ummm… I’m disappointed in you guys, this is the Konami Code (i.e. the most famous cheat code in the history of the universe). And if none of you guys are into video games then I apologise for my rude interruption.

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A [Start]

Anyway, here’s a list of sites this code can be used on:

http://konamicodesites.com/

See, this is EXACTLY why I do not like people messaging me on Facebook Chat.
Can’t a guy defecate and check Facebook on his iPhone in peace?

See, this is EXACTLY why I do not like people messaging me on Facebook Chat.

Can’t a guy defecate and check Facebook on his iPhone in peace?

Facebook Lite is now live in the United States and India!
For all the Facebook users in the States who are sick of the bloated, over-complicated layout, a new ‘lite’ version of the site has been launched with several improvements.
Just head over to http://lite.facebook.com/ now and try it yourself.
Unfortunately, the service is still unavailable in other countries although should become available to other regions soon.
CNET article here
Mashable article here

Facebook Lite is now live in the United States and India!

For all the Facebook users in the States who are sick of the bloated, over-complicated layout, a new ‘lite’ version of the site has been launched with several improvements.

Just head over to http://lite.facebook.com/ now and try it yourself.

Unfortunately, the service is still unavailable in other countries although should become available to other regions soon.

CNET article here

Mashable article here

My friend Ben just showed this to me on Skype.
Looks like my face has replaced the company logo for Facebook’s favicon.Obviously I’m exactly the reason to use Facebook.

My friend Ben just showed this to me on Skype.

Looks like my face has replaced the company logo for Facebook’s favicon.
Obviously I’m exactly the reason to use Facebook.

Got this one from an IM my friend Dan sent me on Facebook. It’s one sweet medley of Michael Jackson songs on keytar. I know most people by now are sick of MJ tributes, but this one’s definitely worth checking out.