Okay, so some random Azerbaijani woman adds me on Skype and says:

• Emma: I'm Emma. Im looking to improve my English,particularly my spoken English. I speak fluent Russian and Azeri,so I could help you with either of those languages in return
• Me: cool, I'm currently studying Japanese though. Where did you find my profile then?
• Emma: on skype *search*
• Me: ahh, btw, I have a friend who's well interested in learning some Russian, [username removed]. He has some family in Ukraine I believe y'see
• Emma: *yay* thats cooooooool. Is he english too?
• Me: yea, I used to live with the guy
• Emma: sorry?... are you gay? lol
• Me: hahaha, nah
• Emma: haha u scared me! =D
• Me: nah, I'm a student and me and some guys got a place together while we're at university
• Emma: haha i got ya now =D hey,would he not get mad at me or soemthin if i added him? i mean...he doesnt even know who i am!
• Me: well you added me right?
• Emma: yes, because u have a kind face =)
• =D
• Me: lol, a kind face?
• Emma: mhm